2020-2019 Funny Jokes for Guaranteed Instant Laughter

Jokes are like Oxygen, water and food because they are necessary to live happy healthy smiling life. They being LAUGHTER and but obvious, when you laugh, you are actually doing a favor to your goodself. You get lots of benefits and your mood gets refreshed.

Here we are bringing most funny jokes ever to guaranty your laughter. You can share these jokes with anybody, anytime and these are good to start a nice discussion. One more thing that we should not take life so seriously because no one could escape live at the end
Here you go:

Late night chat..
Girl: Ok, bye, mom is shouting..
Boy: Say your dad that do it slowly..
BLOCKED......................

Girl: How I was looking today..
Boy: You don't need a makeup..
Girl: then?
Boy: Plastic surgery..
OVER.......

Do you drink regularly or occasionally?
Me: Occasionally ut occasions come regularly..


I text my friends and said that I lost my phone, please call me..
15 people called me...
OMG.. I need smarter and clever friends...

When there is earthquake...
Do Not Panic..
1st .. Update status on Fb/Whatsapp..
2nd: after 1st step, if you get time,, come outside of home..
3rd: take a selfie with crowd and upload on social media and say... enjoying earthquake..

Never make your girlfriend CRY.
Because - Million flirty guys are waiting for wipe her tears..

Boy: I love you
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Boy: Sell him on OLX because old has to go only then new will come..

Boy on fuel station: Please fill for USD 0.1
Salesman: wow, with that much of oil where will you go?
Boy: nowhere - we just waste our money like this..hahaha

What kinds of short do cloud wear?
Thunder-wear...

Very Funny Jokes for stress-free laughter

Festive season is ON and we have got the reason to make to laugh with our new collection of very funny jokes so read, share, enjoy. Laugh to live your present life.. Cheers!

More than million copies  sold just in 2 day due to one word typo error...
"An Idea Can Change Your Wife..."

I wonder why Santa is always a Male
Simple.. because woman never wears the same dress every year!!yoohooo

My promised goal for new year 2018 is to complete the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I promised them in 2015 and they were originally planned in 2014,,
Good luck to me,,,

Boy to girl: I love a girl but afraid to tell her..
Girl: Come one. it is easy. Try on me.
Boy: I Love You darling..
Girl: Yes, now go and tell her.
Boy: I already did..

History is proof is that whenever new year came - it could not stay live more than 1 YEAR..

I've got an idea that I gonna order pizza just 5 minute before new year and when they will deliver, I will claim free pizza as I ordered last year..!!

Hey Bro.. where we gonna sit on 31st..?

What do you call a old snowman?
Water??

I will bring bride like a moon..
AND she will show you stars in daytime..

Oh Shit...
I don't have new year eve plan.. YET

My New Year Resolution:
I need to be more awesome than last year!

Math! The only place where you buy 88 watermelon and no one wonders 'WHY'...

Best Joke Ever "A boy said - Trust Me"

Bhuvan Bam (BB ki Vines) V/S Amit Bhadana - Individual You Tubers - Funny

Earth is round so things keeps on rotating. Do you know what is happening in INDIA? What are the Hot topics? Whats is next big thing?
Well the answer truly depends on what your interests are. If you love internet and you tube - them recently Bhuvan Bam of BB ki vines and Amit Bhadana completed their 10 million subscribers and still counting.... It is really a big achievement and these guys are individual you tubers and they are unique in their own arts.
If we talk about Bhuvan Bam, he is single and born in 22 January 1995. He loves singing and guitar. He is versatile singer BUT but he has got his fame from you tube by playing different characters and using the abusive day to day used language. His main audience is from 15 - 40 age groups. He plays himself 4 character and start group discussion. He use such a language that a normal Indian people use at their home - specially friends. People enjoy his creativity and conversion because they can relate themselves. Bhuvan keep his video simple and use the very normal middle class background of home and walls.
Character of BB:
1. Father - A typical man who keeps comparing his son with others and keep him taunting
2. Friend - A friend who is very naughty and loves to be mean with girls. He keeps himself in the world of fantasy. He uses cheap and mean imagination and his friend covers his dirty talks.
3. Son - A typical son who wants to see world, who gets happy with small things and has lot of dreams.
Bhuvan is Delhi born middle class boy who is not biggest you tube sensation in 2018.

Amit Bhadana : The word 'DESI' yes, he support this word and try to keep his video on the same subject. His dialogue delivery and style is like a village boy and appeals to Desi populations. He make humor video and also tries to give a lesson. He often shows that we should not show off and try to be what we are. His fan following is amongst college students. He has got his 10 million subscribers in September 2018 and still counting.. He is the best example of a success and people learn that we can succeed in anything if we believer and act on it.

Theier are lots of you tubers in INDIA and other continents who are doing great. We wish them best of luck.

Please DO write your reviews and comments so that we can add what we have missed here!
Cheers and keep sharing!!

Jokes to make moments rememberable

Although web is full of humor contents but here we create difference by sharing the jokes which are so funny, fresh, new and easy to recall. So without wasting much time, let quickly jump to world of unlimited fun.

Here you go:

Life is too short to be serious all the time..SO if you can not laugh at yourself.Please call me.. I will do it for you....

A man can achieve success if he tries HARD..
BUT
A woman can achieve she cries HARD... :):):)))

Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yup..
Boy: But you do not care for me..
Girl: The people, who are in love, do not care for anyone!!!

An funny man wen to Barbour shop..
He sat on the chair.. Barbour surprisingly look at his head and asked: You have only 8 hair on your head.. Should I count or cut??
Man: Just color them BRO!!!
Life is to enjoy with whatever you have... :))

Hey... if you are born in September... It is pretty sure that your parents started thier new year with a BANG!!!


IF light goes in--
USA - People call in power office..
Japan: People check their fuse plugs.
INDIA - People first check that neighbor's light is also gone!!! :):)

Teacher: You are so careless.. Do you take anything seriously
Me: Yes, My smart phone low battery warning!!!


Do not give anybody justification - You are not a detergent... !!! :

Very Funny, Quick Jokes for to make people laugh

World is endless so chances of laughter and fun too. Here we present again very short and quick jokes to make people laugh. It gonna meet their laughter needs. With these pranks, people will go crazy with uncontrollable laughter.

Here You Go:--->

Very Important, crispy, funny but useful general knowledge General:
In 26 letters of alphabets, W is the most dangerous and full of tension letter... How? See:
What, where, who, whom, why, Work, Wine, Whisky,.....
Not enough.... Women...
Want to hear more...
Wife....
And in today's life biggest hacker is..... Whatsapp....

2 guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."


Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows.
"Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking!"

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Wife to Husband: lets go for long drive, but I will the car..
Husband: Ok, that means we will go on car and come in next day's newspaper.. haha

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Jokes - When they give you lecturer

We can not leave our readers without laughing so here we bring jokes in a form of funny replies when somebody tries to give you lecturer but please dont't forget to say "Just Joking". Your sense of humor make anyone's laugh so these quips do. Enjoy, laugh, share and comment you crazy people to make other trolling with LOL..

1.) Money is not Everything.. There is also Amex, visa and master cards..

2.) One should Love animals They are too tasty....

3.) Save water...Instead drink on the Rocks...

4.) Fruit, Salad and green vegetables are healthy..Leave them for the sick..

5.) Books are Holy..Don't touch them..

6.) Don't shout in office..It disturbs those who are sleeping...

7.) Love thy neighbors.. But don't get caught

8.) Hard work never killed anyone..But why take Chances..?

9) Why do something today when...it can be done tomorrow by someone else

10.) Everyone should Marry.. after all... Happiness is not only thing in Life..

Do Comment, Share if you had a smile.. and if you have something funny to say, please tell.. We would love to hear your comments..
Happy Laughing..