Now Walk

Every girls wants a sweet caring loving husband. ..
But I can't be complete every girl's wish. ..sorry!

Married life is so simple, Its just like a walkin the park.!!
BUT the problems is that the Jurassic-park...Jurassic Park... Now walk!

Terms and conditions

At a nerd wedding they don't say, "I do."
They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."

Know your husband

Why do they call it a T.V. SET when you only get one?
They know your husband is on his way to buy another!

Same Boss.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Marriage and Happiness

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Miss Right

I got married with Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Getting Married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.