STRANGE!! The virus which is killed with Soap and Sanitizer, Scientists are unable to make the vaccine to kill it.
Girl: Come to my home
Boy: No, I am in self isolation
Girl: My parents are not home
Boy: But they should BE!!!!
By the way... let me remind you that today is SUNDAY | Holiday ..
Me: Doesn't make any difference.. haha
In this quarantine, wife says to his husband: Suppose if I understand you and I agree with everything you say then..
Husband: I can't control my laughter.. Even I cannot imagine this 'SUPPOSE'..
Wife says: Even after lock down I will not let you go to office..
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because you are doing house work better than our maid...
Chi - You made touch phones, touch Television, Touch machines, Touch Laptops BUT...
It is height - You invented disease with touch.. Intolerable..
We can also boast to our upcoming generation in our old age...
Once there was a disease....
Words which are disappeared from our lives during Quarantine:
Where are YOU?
When you will reach HOME?
Got too much of sitting in home then I seen a vegetable seller on the street, requested him to have tea at my home so I can take his vegetable to roam around!
You people cannot sit homes for few days..
Appreciate those engineers who are sitting homes for year..
In this quarantine, there is no use of keeping old chat..
If you read, your heart will break and if your wife reads, your bones will break..
Let you father come in the evening and I will complaint what you did..
Above dialogue of Moms are omitted!
I this lock-down, I became so frank and friendly with my wife that I told her all about my Girlfriend!!
Wife was exploring hubby's phone and found a contact name saved as COVID 19 and she
immediately called...and suddenly her mobile own mobile rang!!
Now husband is in Hospital!
Only your behavior makes you a MAN otherwise mustache can be noticed on girls face as well in lock-down.
Me: We are travelling..
Today we will visit our kitchen - The capital of our HOME..
Everyone is saying that country will go 20 years behind..
Anyhow, let me clear you that I am not going to go to school again!
First Time in History....
Phone call log - there is NO Wife's number....
The human being who gonna stay 21 days in Home - Gonna stay in counting of population of 2021...
Oh My God ! It's your Magic..
Birds and Animals are free but human beings are lock down.. :))((
Let me tell you that once this virus tension will end, I will take 7 days leave and REST!!
Do you know why all temples, church and holy places are closed?
Because Gods are in Hospitals wearing while coats... Salute..
In this lockdown, the earth is so green, neat and nice that I afraid if Dinosaur may come back!
Corona, Earth quake, Rain, ice balls - everything we experience..
Now Ulkapind is left, let him go through as well.
1 comment:
We had so much much with these jokes during quarantine.
Thank you
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