High Jumping

My friend Joe is so short he uses a cigarette butt for high jumping!

Milk a cow

Hey dude, I think you're so short that you could milk a cow standing up.

Only shorter and Korean

My last girlfriend looked like Claudia Schiffer: only shorter and Korean.
- Max Kauffman

High-Five

Oops, my that was not intentional. I did not hit you, I just tried to high-five your face.

My Weight

According to BMI chart, my weight is fine. I am just too short.

Much younger

Short People Problem:
Hey, how old are you... Really? You look so much younger.

Jumping from a table

I asked from a dwarf: What are you doing?
Him: Suicide:
Me: But you are jumping from a table!

I am not short

Why are you staring at me?
You are so short?
Correction, I am not short, my height is just cute :-)