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2. Oh My God: When the miracle will happen, when it is going to rain money instead of water..
Voice from sky: It will whenever there is a 'CHANGE' in the weather!
3. Wife: Why do hate when Sunday finishes..
Me: I don't hate but I fear of Monday!
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5. Some people are so ugly and irritating that must be fined if they move home without taking licence from government. :))
6. Messy: While looking at you and being spent 3 years with you, I have experienced that your life is like a JOKE.
Donald: It may be but for sure, it's not as funny as your face!!
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9. They say: Money talks..
But mine is little crazy: It always keep on saying: Good Bye..
10. Being fatty, makes me so hyper active and I get anger quickly.. Whenever my friends or relatives call me fat I can't control and I cut myself....
A Piece of CAKE with Coke!!:))
11. These Chinese are too crazy..
Once their baby born before due date and they name him Sudden Li.
12. I won 1 Million Dollar in Lottery..
I have decided to donate half of it..
Now I left with $ 9,99,999.50 :)
13. About 14 years ago, my doctor told me: I have problem with memory. I don't easy let the past go!
Is it so?
14. What is difference between Ohhh and Oh No..
About 2.5 inches..
15. Qualities of Good Neighbor:
No interference
Friend in Need
No password protected Wi-Fi
16. My CEO asked to start a slide with something Funny..
I attached my salary slip on first slide..
17. Why did your apple phone is wearing it's glasses?
Because it has lost it's all 'Contacts' :))
18. When CEO told me to have a great and nice day.
I went HOME!
108. What will you call a fat psychic?
A For-Chin teller (not fortune..LOL)..
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