2019 Funny Jokes for Guaranteed Instant Laughter

Like Oxygen, water, food one more think is necessary to live healthy life and it is LAUGHTER. Yes, when you laugh, you are actually doing a favor to yourself. You get lots of benefits and your mood gets refreshed.
Here we are bringing most funny jokes ever to guaranty your laughter. You can share these jokes with anybody, anytime and these are good to start a nice discussion. One more thing that we should not take life so seriously because no one could escape live at the end
Here you go:


Late night chat..
Girl: Ok, bye, mom is shouting..
Boy: Say your dad that do it slowly..
BLOCKED......................

Girl: How I was looking today..
Boy: You don't need a makeup..
Girl: then?
Boy: Plastic surgery..
OVER.......

Do you drink regularly or occasionally?
Me: Occasionally ut occasions come regularly..


I text my friends and said that I lost my phone, please call me..
15 people called me...
OMG.. I need smarter and clever friends...

When there is earthquake...
Do Not Panic..
1st .. Update status on Fb/Whatsapp..
2nd: after 1st step, if you get time,, come outside of home..
3rd: take a selfie with crowd and upload on social media and say... enjoying earthquake..

Never make your girlfriend CRY.
Because - Million flirty guys are waiting for wipe her tears..

Boy: I love you
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Boy: Sell him on OLX because old has to go only then new will come..

Boy on fuel station: Please fill for USD 0.1
Salesman: wow, with that much of oil where will you go?
Boy: nowhere - we just waste our money like this..hahaha

What kinds of short do cloud wear?
Thunder-wear...

Very Funny 10 Jokes for Christmas and New Year 2018

Festive season is ON and we have got the reason to make to laugh with our new collection of very funny new jokes so read, share, enjoy and never forget to live the present life.. Cheers


I wonder why Santa is always a Male
Simple.. because woman never wears the same dress every year!!yoohooo

My promised goal for new year 2018 is to complete the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I promised them in 2015 and they were originally planned in 2014,,
Good luck to me,,,

History is proof is that whenever new year came - it could not stay live more than 1 YEAR..

I've got an idea that I gonna order pizza just 5 minute before new year and when they will deliver, I will claim free pizza as I ordered last year..!!

Hey Bro.. where we gonna sit on 31st..?

What do you call a old snowman?
Water??

More than million copies  sold just in 2 day due to one word typo error...
"An Idea Can Change Your Wife..."

I will bring bride like a moon..
AND she will show you stars in daytime..

Oh Shit...
I don't have new year eve plan.. YET

My New Year Resolution:
I need to be more awesome than last year!

Bhuvan Bam (BB ki Vines) V/S Amit Bhadana - Individual You Tubers - Funny

Earth is round so things keeps on rotating. Do you know what is happening in INDIA? What are the Hot topics? Whats is next big thing?
Well the answer truly depends on what your interests are. If you love internet and you tube - them recently Bhuvan Bam of BB ki vines and Amit Bhadana completed their 10 million subscribers and still counting.... It is really a big achievement and these guys are individual you tubers and they are unique in their own arts.
If we talk about Bhuvan Bam, he is single and born in 22 January 1995. He loves singing and guitar. He is versatile singer BUT but he has got his fame from you tube by playing different characters and using the abusive day to day used language. His main audience is from 15 - 40 age groups. He plays himself 4 character and start group discussion. He use such a language that a normal Indian people use at their home - specially friends. People enjoy his creativity and conversion because they can relate themselves. Bhuvan keep his video simple and use the very normal middle class background of home and walls.
Character of BB:
1. Father - A typical man who keeps comparing his son with others and keep him taunting
2. Friend - A friend who is very naughty and loves to be mean with girls. He keeps himself in the world of fantasy. He uses cheap and mean imagination and his friend covers his dirty talks.
3. Son - A typical son who wants to see world, who gets happy with small things and has lot of dreams.
Bhuvan is Delhi born middle class boy who is not biggest you tube sensation in 2018.

Amit Bhadana : The word 'DESI' yes, he support this word and try to keep his video on the same subject. His dialogue delivery and style is like a village boy and appeals to Desi populations. He make humor video and also tries to give a lesson. He often shows that we should not show off and try to be what we are. His fan following is amongst college students. He has got his 10 million subscribers in September 2018 and still counting.. He is the best example of a success and people learn that we can succeed in anything if we believer and act on it.

Theier are lots of you tubers in INDIA and other continents who are doing great. We wish them best of luck.

Please DO write your reviews and comments so that we can add what we have missed here!
Cheers and keep sharing!!

Jokes to make moments rememberable

Although web is full of humor contents but here we create difference by sharing the jokes which are so funny, fresh, new and easy to recall. So without wasting much time, let quickly jump to world of unlimited fun.

Here you go:

Life is too short to be serious all the time..SO if you can not laugh at yourself.Please call me.. I will do it for you....

A man can achieve success if he tries HARD..
BUT
A woman can achieve she cries HARD... :):):)))

Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yup..
Boy: But you do not care for me..
Girl: The people, who are in love, do not care for anyone!!!

An funny man wen to Barbour shop..
He sat on the chair.. Barbour surprisingly look at his head and asked: You have only 8 hair on your head.. Should I count or cut??
Man: Just color them BRO!!!
Life is to enjoy with whatever you have... :))

Hey... if you are born in September... It is pretty sure that your parents started thier new year with a BANG!!!


IF light goes in--
USA - People call in power office..
Japan: People check their fuse plugs.
INDIA - People first check that neighbor's light is also gone!!! :):)

Teacher: You are so careless.. Do you take anything seriously
Me: Yes, My smart phone low battery warning!!!


Do not give anybody justification - You are not a detergent... !!! :

Very Funny, Quick n Short Jokes for Endless/Uncontrollable Laughter

World is endless so chances of laughter and fun too. Here we present again very short and quick jokes for your laughter needs. It gonna make you and your friend circle crazy with uncontrollable smiles..

Here You Go:--->

Very Important, crispy, funny but useful general knowledge General:
In 26 letters of alphabets, W is the most dangerous and full of tension letter... How? See:
What, where, who, whom, why, Work, Wine, Whisky,.....
Not enough.... Women...
Want to hear more...
Wife....
And in today's life biggest hacker is..... Whatsapp....

2 guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."


Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows.
"Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking!"

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Wife to Husband: lets go for long drive, but I will the car..
Husband: Ok, that means we will go on car and come in next day's newspaper.. haha

Jokes - When they give you lecturer

We can not leave our readers without laughing so here we bring jokes in a form of funny replies when somebody tries to give you lecturer but please dont't forget to say "Just Joking". Your sense of humor make anyone's laugh so these quips do. Enjoy, laugh, share and comment you crazy people to make other trolling with LOL..

1.) Money is not Everything.. There is also Amex, visa and master cards..

2.) One should Love animals They are too tasty....

3.) Save water...Instead drink on the Rocks...

4.) Fruit, Salad and green vegetables are healthy..Leave them for the sick..

5.) Books are Holy..Don't touch them..

6.) Don't shout in office..It disturbs those who are sleeping...

7.) Love thy neighbors.. But don't get caught

8.) Hard work never killed anyone..But why take Chances..?

9) Why do something today when...it can be done tomorrow by someone else

10.) Everyone should Marry.. after all... Happiness is not only thing in Life..

Do Comment, Share if you had a smile.. and if you have something funny to say, please tell.. We would love to hear your comments..
Happy Laughing..

The relation between watch and Wife Joke

Here is a funny joke where we have compared wife with watch and found many hilarious facts so just enjoy..

There is a great relation between a watch & a wife... Wanna know how:
Here you go:
1. A watch does 24 hours: tik tik tik... And a wife does 24 hours kit kit kit..

2. Watch's sticks come to same point after having round so wife does. She comes to same point after you make her understand and force you to go with her understanding.

3. If watch goes faulty, it goes to mechanic shop but watch goes wrong, it goes to mom's home..

4. You need cells to charge watch and you need to salary to charge the wife.

5. When its 12 in the watch, all sticks are one but when it 12 hour with wife, she looks like 3..

6. There is fix time when watch gives alarm but there is no fix time of wife's alarm.

7. When watch has a problem, it stops but when wife has a problem, she starts..

8. The bid difference is whenever you want you can change the watch but you can't change the wife.

Being funny with latest collection of New Jokes

Less than 5% people in this world hate humor so among the population of trillion billion people, 95% like and love to have humor and laughter in life and they want to be funny as well. And this is good because it gives us new energy, refresh ourselves and makes our health much better.
So here we are with our newest collection of latest funny jokes to explore a fun loving person inside you. Yes, you can make people and yourself laugh by sharing these wonderful pranks..
Below pranks are for each of our valuable reader to read, share and enjoy. Do remember that life is to live once so live it at fullest.

After marriage father in law calls son in law: hello dear.. how are you? hope, your life is going cool..
Son in law: forget about myself, I am 200% sure that your life is now easy and trouble-free...

Oil saying: Whenever you awake, that is morning..
New saying: Whenever you awake, you are online..

Wife to her friend: I tried to be good wife for few days.. I did everything to be cool with my hubby..
But after one week I fought with hubby..
God promise.. now I am feeling much better and relaxed..... and now I came to know that real satisfaction comes only when I do fight with him...

Man: I always feel so tired.. I always get sleep and even after sleeping many hours, I again feel to have more sleep.
Dr.: Ok, which phone do you use?
Man: Very basic phone..
Dr. Ah.... Please buy a smart phone.. May be Android or Apple.. Install social media apps and than you will be busy always.. You will not get sleep so easy because there is always something bothering you... Cheers..

Wife returns from market...
Husband says: My guess, you must be bringing something to eat in this box..
Wife: Oh my dear.. You are absolutely right.. I have my sleepers for you to...

Do remember that Love is blind but ALSO remember that your parents and neighbors are NOT...

Dear Friend: which phone gives the best battery back up?
Me: you can better take advise from that person who awakes whole night while talking to her girlfriend. He is the right person.

3 things never stay for long:
1- Body building with POWDER and supplements
2- Money from selling land
3- Setting girl from social media. LOL


Wife: You are abusing me while sleeping...
Husband: No, you must be having some misunderstanding..
Wife: No, what misunderstanding?
Husband: I was awake.. :))))

Jack: What is marriage?
John: Marriage is such a forest where brave lions are hunted by beautiful deers..


Jokes - You Must Share Once in Life to make it Funny

Jokes are life’s supporting contents to make life worth living. These pranks enlighten the life and give the fuel to move in life positively.
When we share J , we intend write fresh, new and most funny ones so here you gonna read the most
hilarious ever on the web:
The benefit you get while while these jokes are:
A.) You feel immediate refreshment
B.) People appreciate your effort of making them smile.
C.) When you laugh, your inner health improves,
D.) Your absence is felt in any gathering
E.) You spread positive in the atmosphere
F.) You make best use of time.
G.) Your friend circle increases.
H.) People love to be in your company.

It is been said again and again that life is short, make it easy and cool but in reality:

When you actually enter in the practical life, worries, tensions and problems automatically comes
Your comfort zone, ease of life gets disturbed.
Time flies and you get fail to maintain work life balance.
Here, We don't say that you should take it easy but we advice that solve your problem wisely, use mind
and do not get so much persona. Spare sometime for yourself and entertain yourself. Be strong. stay positive so that people wonder, how you're still smiling.

And finally after above lecture, I would like to share those most Funny Jokes which are very quick and you must share atleast once in lifetime to be remembered forever for your good sense of humor:

I did fall--
She laughed...
I replied: I didn't fall - floor just needed a HUG.

Mom: Did you read any book in last two months?
Me: Mom, I did go through Facebook, does it count?

Sometimes.....
behind every smile....
There.....
is...
a..................
Joke :)
Which you never understand... LOL

Teacher to another teacher - he failed the exam..
me to my friend: she failed to teach me..

Husband: Today, onward, I will spend no time on social media and spend all time with wife and kids..
Wife: And you will share you so bad jokes? NO WAY.. please...








Best 20 Funny Jokes to actually make your day full of laughter

Day without laughter is day wasted but we won't let you do this that is why we are bringing here the best 20 very funny jokes to make your day full of laughter. Be sure that you will move from here with a good experience. Cheers

When min stops working?
Men's mind work perfectly all the times...but it stops working only 2 critical times..
Me: When?
Man: 5 minute before exam and while choosing a girl..


Will you DANCE?
In a marriage function, boy said to a girl: will you dance?
Girl: Ahh, Ok, yes
Boy, then please stand up, I need a chair..

Girl's status
I do lots of worship and good work..
But I am afraid if I become a goddess so that I why I go illegal sometimes...

Why did you make me married?
Son: Dad, why you have forced me for marriage?
Dad: You don't know?
Son: No, please tell..
Dad: 25 years I have cleaned dishes alone but Now with you...

On you head
Man while wedding to priest: Sir, on while side I should ask my bride to sit, left or right?
Priest: Anywhere son, because ultimately she will sit on your head all the life..

Why you are here?
Girl sees her ex lover on her marriage, rushes towards him and asks: Why are you here, I am getting married tomorrow..
Boy: Catering and other arrangement are being ordered to me.. What do you want, should I stop eating/working??

Daughter to dad
Dad, one boy has made my life miserable. He makes me uncomfortable everywhere
Dad: So how do you want to punish him?
Daughter: By getting married with him...

Today's kids
Teacher: Why you did not come to school yesterday
Kid: The kids who came yesterday gonna get great JOB?

Face difficulties with smile
Wife came back from her father's home
Husband opens door and starts laughing so loud..
Wife: Why are you laughing like thins?
Husband: I have been taught that whenever difficulty comes, welcome with smile..

Jokes - to Make anyone's day brighter

Jokes work like a booster because they enable the teller and listener to laugh a lot and laughing makes your mood so good. It spread positive energy into your mind and body. As we know life is full of tensions and struggles. Everyone is running for something. Rich want to get more richer and poor are struggling to arrange for their basic needs. Middle class people are under immense pressure of maintaining the status.

So in these difficult world, we have taken responsibility to make you laugh with our new, funny and humorous jokes, so read, share, energize people and have fun

Teacher: What is the difference between Song and lecture?
Student: When other women say something, it feels like a sweet song. Her voice attacks on our heart. So nice.. AND when our own wife says something - Ahh.. It is a lecturer..
NEXT DAY - Teacher gave the student a good treat for having such a deep knowledge --:) :) :)

Man: My wife is missing..
Postman: This is post office NOT police station..
Man: I am really sorry - out of happiness - I am confused and do not understand where to go..

Wife always call men a fool..
and then say.. we are ahead of men.. LoL

LOL - American Jokes to Laugh like Crazies

America is the land of wonderful people. Here, you'll all kind of people i.e. witty, funny, smart, intelligent, brilliant and so on. As our topic is related to humor, so he we gonna share top American jokes which makes you laugh like anything.

Here you go..
Do you know the difference between the US and yogurt? . . . . . . . . . . .
Well, yes - If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Man to priest: So I will get the same wife in next birth also?
Priest: Yes please.
Man: Then there is no benefit of suicide as well :(


Boy: I fall in love in love with a nice Girl..!!
Girl: Good!! Who is she?
Boy: She is your shadow.. and looks a bit like you....
Girl: Awwww!! Is it me?
Boy: No, Your sister..

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy:I close my eyes and sleep.

Seems like you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Yes you are right.. but I married the wrong woman.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? .

Well , a knife has a point.

What do you call a french man killed defending his country?
I don't know either, its never happened!

Spouse:what will you give me if i arrived the top of mountain?
Hubby: A little push

101-200 Top Jokes - Part 2

After mind blowing success of Part 1, we are very excited to publish the 2nd Part with Title 101-200 Top 100 Jokes. In this continuation, we gonna write something in more creative and more funny way to experience you the real taste of humor. We know that there is no need to teach you guys about the positive effects of laughter to your health, so without giving much lecture, lets dive into the sea of amazing Jokes.
Here you go:

The moment when you see your teacher in Public..

After 5 years of marriage, on valentines day, husband brings white Rose...
Wife: What is this? On this day, husband gives Red Rose...
Husband: But now Peace is more important than Love...

Two mouse were roaming around on bikes.
On the way, one lion asked for lift...
Mouse said: Think twice before taking lift from us, because we don't want to listen from your mom that you go around with villains..

Do you really want to give somebody heart-attack?
Take his phone---> go into the contacts---->select all--->delete..
Give him --> with that crazy smile.

Man was about to hand on till death.
Judge asked him about his last wish.
Man: Smiled and said, replace me.:)

The real friend is one...
Who takes care of you well while you vomit after drink..
And ask after some time : If you are feeling fresh - Should I make another pag?

Wife: How am I looking?
Husband: So cute..
Wife: Any comment?
Husband: You are looking so beautiful but it takes all my salary...

Once kidnapper kidnapped wife:
Next day I got a call: If you don't' give me the amount, I will kill you wife.
But I was silent..
Next day one more call: If you don't give me money I will throw your wife from mountain.
But I was silent
Next day I got a call: If you don't give me amount, I will send you wife back..
I shouted , please tell me how much...

Boy passed a comment on girl: I wish I could have the lipstick of your soft lips..
Girl turned back and replied: Then you must be daily on somebody below pant area.. LOL

Man: Dear your father is a doctor, still you are ill..
Me: Stupid, your father is salesman of condom, still you are in this world..


STAY TUNED FOR MORE.......

How to Spend Weekend while Enjoying it at Fullest

After working hard in your weekdays, of course you need a good break so the question is how to spend your weekend while enjoying it at fullest. As you must learn how to use your time efficiently, there are plenty of options available if you plan well.

So here are the ideas/ways to live your Saturdays/Sundays:

1. Your interest: Yes, 95% of things depends on your interest. So please conclude whether you like watching movies, playing sports, roaming around with your friends or you love seeing places. So when you came to know what things makes you feel good, you can decide well. I must say the time flies like anything so plan it well and live at fullest.

2. Laugh a lot: All week days, you control your reactions and stop yourselves from doing anything with freedom. So please when the time comes, laugh as much as possible. Read and share some jokes/pranks, watch comedy shows and let your funny bone works well. When you successfully do it, you will much better and relaxed. You can try this.
3. Do the work you actually like: Whether you are doing Job or other activities, sometimes you do it to survive in your regular life. When you've got this free time, listen to your heart. Do the work you actually like. It may be some blogging, or practicing some sport or writing some lyrics or singing. It can be anything, But just forget about what others will say, just do it. You fee a sense of satisfaction from your inner soul.

Spare time for the person who care for you: Yes, don't be too selfish. Life is all about what you give to others so care for he people who care for your all the working days. Give them the gift of time which is very valuable for them. Talk to them, smile with them, listen their problems and appreciate their efforts. This will boost their energy and your relation will be better.

Have a sound Sleep: All the time, you keep on running. Come on, relax. Your body is not a machine and it needs some rest. Have a good sleep with no worries. It will keep you away from lot of health disease.

No Calls please: Oh, mobile! It is spoiling our freedom. You can not sit relax for a moment. It keeps on ringing and with every call, a new stress takes place. So please for the sake of weekend, switch it off! Be free and carry no worries. Believe me, It gonna give you an amazing experience.

We are sure that you gonna like this post and it will bring a good change into your lives. Share it.

Thank you

Ways to Laugh - Jokes, Comedy Shows, Funny Inc and more

Some people are so humorous that they find a reason have laughter in any situation. Actually, they know how important it is to enjoy in life so they do.

This proverb is right that where there is a will, there is a way. If you also want to make yourself as well as others laugh some popular sources are as follows:

1.) Jokes: Yes, it the decades, this source is the best way to have fun. It gives you 2 benefits. One is your communication skill improves. You speak alot and your expressions come out. People understand you better. And the second benefit is you become their favourites. They like you and they appreciate you approach.
Now you must be thinking that where to find the good Joke or you listen many of them but when it comes to share - you go black. Isn't it? Well, this happens with everybody. So the best way is to just Google it. Which type of material you should share - It depends on your audience and situation. With kids, you can share some knock knock jokes and with your friends - some naughty ones where it comes to family - you must find some clean, and when you are in hurry - short one are the best. The main aim is to create a funny and light atmosphere.


2.) Comedy shows: This one is in trend now. Television is growing like anything. Comedy/laughter shows are having the highest TRPs. People love standing comic shows and enjoy them. This is the good source of fun. You can sit with your family and have the ultimate time together. Life is busy so you are but this entertainment industry is doing the best efforts to make the people laugh. It has got win win situation for them. They are doing good cause as well as earning handsome amount if money through advertisers.

3.) Sharing a funny incident: First, learn to laugh at yourself. This is the first rule when you wanna have fun. So never hesitate to share any silly moment where you had made a big mistake and dare to laugh at your silly incidents and let the laugh along with you.

4.) Watching a hilarious movie: Of-course, this option is great. Go for it and use the time well. This is value for money. Your one and half hour of time can be proved a great relaxation for your mind. It is good break and you gonna have real fun. Enjoy with your friends and family.


5.) Spending time with Kids: Kids are face of God. Their smile, their naughty behaviour and their way of doing the things, and questions makes your time well use. It is not bad to be a kid and have a blast. Even 30 minutes time can make you feel so good. They will make you the happiest person on this earth. Their innocence and love will create a wonderful world for your. So whenever you get a chance, just grab it.

6.) Joining laughter clubs: Artificial laughter is as good as natural. These laughter clubs are made to do this exercise only and you gonna have numerous health benefits with this. Make a world better and have this trick with your fellows.

We all know that life is too short to take tensions still we take it, live with it, sleep thinking about it and life ends so we repent. It is never too late to live life from the beginning. At the end, only good work will be remembered. Meet people with enthusiasm, greet them in good way, appreciate them and enjoy whatever you have, wherever you go and with whomsoever you meet,



The Jokes People Love Like Anything

Billions of people around there in the world and each one of them search for a moment to have a good laughter to reduce the stress. Although this blog is full of amazing jokes but this short post gonna give a the incredible funny jokes people love to hear on this earth so enjoy..



Here you go:

What is the difference between senior and junior?
The person who lives near sea is senior and who lives near zoo in junior.

Wife: See our neighbour.. He takes his wife everyday outside for dinner, did you ever thing of doing it?
Husband: I tried asking his wife many times but she refuses always :)

Height of insult:
In the hot summer, lot of people were waiting for bus..
Beggar comes and get some tips from everybody..then he takes his smartphone, books a cab and rides away!

I got impressed when someone's laugh is funnier then his jokes.

I am not short, I am built close to the earth for speed and accuracy.

Him: Did you ever do any noble cause?
Me: Yes, somebody was having pain in their leg, waking very slowly..then I opened my dog and they reached in 2 minutes.

My Boss wishes me to have a good and happy day.
So I returned to home.

Press any key to start..
Where is 'Any' key?

Never laugh on your spouse's choice..
You are one of them.

Admit It:
You push the door when it say pull..

The awkward moment when you think you are going to do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.

The more you weigh..the harder you are to kidnap so stay safe and eat cakes.

Makes us crazy to re-think those weird conversations with your fast friend and thinking if someone heard us right now, we'd put into mental hospital.

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle everyday!





How to Make Somebody Laugh/Happy

Do you do your best to make your friends, relatives or anybody laugh but without success? If yes, you must learn/use the right tactics to let make it happen. To make your intention into reality, you must learn the mandatory steps.


So here we are sharing those important steps to let you learn this:

Step 1: Mood
If you are in good mood doesn't mean that the other person is also in the same mood. You should learn or sense their mood to successfully make them laugh. Don't forget the rule of "Right thing at right time". So if you say joke when they are in normal mood, you will be thorough.

Step 2: Conversation:
To make the other person happy, you must start conversation slowly and make open ended questions so that they can also involve. And the moment, they go familiar, you play your jokes to make them laughing.

Step 3: Interest:
If I love swimming and you talk about how dangerous the water it. I may contradict. So to make anybody smiling, you must know their interest and talk accordingly. The right flow and the right way of talk will help you win their interest which will lead to loads of laugh.

Step 4: Material:
Do you have enough material in your talks/mind to drag anybody's attention. This comes with homework to fill lots of talking material. When you have much topis and gossips in your mind, you will not let the silent overtake you. Bear this in your mind.

Step 5: Timing
The above mention quality is very much needed to have fun and let other involve. When you say right thing taking care of timing, I bet they can not stop their laughter at all. This is what comedians are known for. So whether it is you, stand up comedians or actors - timing is much important.

That is it and you are done. Rest is withing yourself. I appreciate you intention because making anybody cry is very easy but the tough task is to make somebody smiling. Your good task will leave you mark in everybody's heart and they will never ever forget you. When they smile because of you, you get a special feeling and satisfaction. Your sense of humor will be appreciated and your polite way and good communication skill gonna work well.

Stay tuned for more enjoyable coming on way. Wish you a very good life and great journey.

11 Jokes You Must Share Once in Short Life

Life is small and it flies like dust from fist so to make maximum out of it, here are awesome collection of 11 funny jokes a human being must share/read/hear in life. It gonna give you/your listener an amazing sense of humor with big fountain of laughter.
Here we go:

Husband: I seems like you put excess salt in vegetables.
Wife: Please, salt is accurate, vegetables are less. I told you to bring sufficient quantity.
Moral: Wife is always right!

I am not short..
I am built close to the ground for speed and accuracy.

Helmet and wife are similar:
Your life is saved as long as you keep them on your head!:)

Why they keep gap between engagement and marriage?
Because you can not blame that you have not given a chance to escape!!

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge..

I shared a chemistry joke..
But..
There was no Reaction!

Why did Adele crossed the road?
To say hello from other side.

In marriage: Bride's X-boyfriend also came..
Father: Who are you?
X: I am out after playing semi final.. Now here to see the final!

What do you call fake noodle?
an impasta!

Guess, who I saw today?
Who?
Everybody I looked at! :))

I miss you like an Idiot misses the point!

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Jokes - Let the Life Enjoy

Laugh a lot, keep having fun and Enjoy - these lines are the most listened lines in life. Ever you wonder why:
people keep saying this?
The simple answer is..
'Life is being given to enjoy, laugh and live at fullest'
Yes, if we are live on this earth, we must laugh because:
Laughter is best medicine
and
It keeps lots of problems away from us.
It also makes us strong and likable.

So now the question is how to do it or how to have it?
Well, there are many ways to have it i.e.
reading and sharing Jokes,
Entertainment shows on television,
Playing with kids and
Doing what you love.


Among all the above ways, my favorite one is Sharing Jokes.So let me share some new good funny most interesting jokes to opens up your mood and to give you opportunity to give to big laugh:

1. How do you make group of lawyer smile in a pic?
Say feeeeees!

2. A dude is sitting at a bar, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The girl next to him says, "Wow, that's a really amazing watch.""Thanks," says the guy, "It has got amazing technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically.""Rubbish," says the girl."No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on.""Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on.""Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it is an hour fast!"

3. Today evening, I was badly slapped by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her breasts when she said, "would you please press one?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...

I know 3 are not enough and you want to read/search more. See, how badly your heart and mind needs them. This was just an example. The more you read, the more you would like to read! In a short, each part of our body needs the exercise of smile so do not keep yourself awaited.



Share these Jokes for making your day wonderful

Once a scientific just got married just to understand what is marriage!
Now he is not getting understand - what is science!

Wife: Please share those 3 magical word..
Husband: I Love you?
Wife: No
Husband: I Like You
Wife: No
Husband: I Miss You
Wife: No
Husband: It my mistake!
Wife: So nice of you :)

One man keeps on eating in marriage:
The other man asks: Til when you continue eating?
Man: I am also wondering but in invitation, it was written: Dinner 7 to 11 pm!

Boy to girl: Ashamed, you are a girl and drink alcohol?
Girl: So what do you expect? Should I change my gender for this?

In past years, people who leave and sacrifice their everything known as priest.
But now they are know as 'Online'