Jokes to make moments rememberable

Although web is full of humor contents but here we create difference by sharing the jokes which are so funny, fresh, new and easy to recall. So without wasting much time, let quickly jump to world of unlimited fun.

Here you go:

Life is too short to be serious all the time..SO if you can not laugh at yourself.Please call me.. I will do it for you....

A man can achieve success if he tries HARD..
BUT
A woman can achieve she cries HARD... :):):)))

Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yup..
Boy: But you do not care for me..
Girl: The people, who are in love, do not care for anyone!!!

An funny man wen to Barbour shop..
He sat on the chair.. Barbour surprisingly look at his head and asked: You have only 8 hair on your head.. Should I count or cut??
Man: Just color them BRO!!!
Life is to enjoy with whatever you have... :))

Hey... if you are born in September... It is pretty sure that your parents started thier new year with a BANG!!!


IF light goes in--
USA - People call in power office..
Japan: People check their fuse plugs.
INDIA - People first check that neighbor's light is also gone!!! :):)

Teacher: You are so careless.. Do you take anything seriously
Me: Yes, My smart phone low battery warning!!!


Do not give anybody justification - You are not a detergent... !!! :