The fight we had last night was my fault.
My wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Wife: Do you know what a man gets after he dies?
Man: Yes, A beautiful Angel
Wife: What about woman?
Man: She gets Monkey...
Wife: This is not fair.. You get Angel before and after death and we ladies get Monkey before and after death..
:)))
Man: Today I went to a store to buy latest version of iPhone..
Lady: Then.. did you buy??
Man: No, because than you shouted... Come on get up, getting late.. fast.. and my dream broken!!!
Stand back or I will beat you with my bear hands..
Husband: Which quality you noticed in me that you got agree for our marriage?
Wife: Nothing, just seen from my balcony that you ware washing clothes and dishes..
