Real LAUGHTER with FUNNY JOKES - Most Hilarious, Million Time Liked

Laughter is HERE so without wasting time, Here you go with Funny New Jokes to laughing on:

Customer asks to lady cashier at Bank: Madam will you please tell me when interest is more while we put inside and when take it outside?
She replies: My dear, The interest depends on how much time you KEEP IT INSIDE

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she'e been googling my name on her laptop.
Me: How do you know?
Me: I saw it through my telescope...


Alcohol is never the answer But it does make you forget the question!

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Girls wondering that if trees grew money, we would not mind dating monkeys..lol

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Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!


Difference between talent and God gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hours on many subjects. This is talent
A woman can give lecture for 2 hour without any subject - this is a God gift!

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner

What is so special about Pretty Bunny’s jewelry?
It is made from 14 carrot (carrat) gold

Where can you always find a tiger’s head?
Four feet from its tail.

What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.

How do you make one disappear?
Add a ‘g’ or an ‘n’ to ‘one’!

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I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
- Michael Prichard

Boys lie more, but girls lie better.

Please behave well with your wife - anytime restaurants can be closed in this pendamic season..LOL
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.


"ARE YOU ASLEEP??" "No I was in comma , thanks for saving me."


If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name.
- Moshe Dayan


Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce


If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
- Benjamin Franklin


Illustration: Really, it is not an easy task to handle a female for life time. Our smart experienced author Mr. Balzac warns men to attend some special training or program on marriages so that they could bear the pressure of coming tough life after getting engaged.

I think, therefore I'm single.
- Female philosopher

Be sober to your wife because they prepare your food...
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