2020-2019 Funny Jokes for Guaranteed Instant Laughter

Jokes are like Oxygen, water and food because they are necessary to live happy healthy smiling life. They being LAUGHTER and but obvious, when you laugh, you are actually doing a favor to your goodself. You get lots of benefits and your mood gets refreshed.

Here we are bringing most funny jokes ever to guaranty your laughter. You can share these jokes with anybody, anytime and these are good to start a nice discussion. One more thing that we should not take life so seriously because no one could escape live at the end
Here you go:

Late night chat..
Girl: Ok, bye, mom is shouting..
Boy: Say your dad that do it slowly..
BLOCKED......................

Girl: How I was looking today..
Boy: You don't need a makeup..
Girl: then?
Boy: Plastic surgery..
OVER.......

Do you drink regularly or occasionally?
Me: Occasionally ut occasions come regularly..


I text my friends and said that I lost my phone, please call me..
15 people called me...
OMG.. I need smarter and clever friends...

When there is earthquake...
Do Not Panic..
1st .. Update status on Fb/Whatsapp..
2nd: after 1st step, if you get time,, come outside of home..
3rd: take a selfie with crowd and upload on social media and say... enjoying earthquake..

Never make your girlfriend CRY.
Because - Million flirty guys are waiting for wipe her tears..

Boy: I love you
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Boy: Sell him on OLX because old has to go only then new will come..

Boy on fuel station: Please fill for USD 0.1
Salesman: wow, with that much of oil where will you go?
Boy: nowhere - we just waste our money like this..hahaha

What kinds of short do cloud wear?
Thunder-wear...

Very Funny Jokes for stress-free laughter

Festive season is ON and we have got the reason to make to laugh with our new collection of very funny jokes so read, share, enjoy. Laugh to live your present life.. Cheers!

More than million copies  sold just in 2 day due to one word typo error...
"An Idea Can Change Your Wife..."

I wonder why Santa is always a Male
Simple.. because woman never wears the same dress every year!!yoohooo

My promised goal for new year 2018 is to complete the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016 because I promised them in 2015 and they were originally planned in 2014,,
Good luck to me,,,

Boy to girl: I love a girl but afraid to tell her..
Girl: Come one. it is easy. Try on me.
Boy: I Love You darling..
Girl: Yes, now go and tell her.
Boy: I already did..

History is proof is that whenever new year came - it could not stay live more than 1 YEAR..

I've got an idea that I gonna order pizza just 5 minute before new year and when they will deliver, I will claim free pizza as I ordered last year..!!

Hey Bro.. where we gonna sit on 31st..?

What do you call a old snowman?
Water??

I will bring bride like a moon..
AND she will show you stars in daytime..

Oh Shit...
I don't have new year eve plan.. YET

My New Year Resolution:
I need to be more awesome than last year!

Math! The only place where you buy 88 watermelon and no one wonders 'WHY'...

Best Joke Ever "A boy said - Trust Me"