A kid was standing in court beside a judge. His parents were getting divorce and the judge asked him which parent he would like to live with.
With your mother?"
"No! she beats me all the time
"Ok,
So with your father.
"No! he beats me every night as well!
"Well if both your parents beat you then who do you want to live with?".
The boy replies "The Toronto Maple Leafs." The judge is puzzled. "why would you want to live with them?" he asks. The boy replies "Because they dont beat anyone!"
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