Top 100 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

'Do you know the best-known format of the pun in the style of "call and answer" exercise? A kind of role-play type of game, with a punster and a recipient of wit. Yes, Knock knock jokes for kids! So enjoy here Top 100 best out of them.'



Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell..
Spell Who?
Ok, W. H. O...




Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!



Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

knock knock
who's there
Andy!
Andy who
Andy bit me again owwwwwwwwwwww.
submitted by: Ruby


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was
in his apple.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwen
Dwen who?
Dwen the bathroom
I'm dweening!
Joke submitted by:Elizabeth

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did
you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my home

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Tank..
Tank who?
You are welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
This knock knock Joke submitted by Katniss Everdeen

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don't cry, it's just me!
This joke has been submitted by Ray York

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Who
Who Who?
l Didn't know you were an owl!
HARDEE HAR HAR
By: Leroy Jenkins

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock-knock
Who's there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?

Knock, knock
Who's there
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
(mime overdone horror) Oops! I did it again!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!


Knock-knock-
Who's there?
Poop
Poop-who?
HAHA YOu SAID POO-POO
submitted by Ryan

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken Pencil..
Broken pencil who?
Never mind.. It's pointless!


Knock Knock
Who's There
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Pasta..
Pasta who?
Pasta La Vista Baby!


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
BenBen who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!

Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here i come..

Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready..

Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
That's right owls hoo..

Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you..

Knock knock
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
Wow they were not kidding when they said you got hit in the head!
submitted by Annalisse


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
To!
To who?
To whom.

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open the door!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I did up.
I did up who?
AHAHAHA. YOU DID A POO!


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt--
Moo!!!

knock knock
who's there?
your butt
your butt who?
yeah your butt poops
submitted by:- Angelina garcia

why did sally drop her ice cream... she got hit by a bus.... knock knock.... who's there???? not Sally.
submitted by Adrianna and Lexi

Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!

knock knock
who's there
you
you who?
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr you are doing a flat poo!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes...
submitted by Catherine Bowdidge

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lad who?
WOW! I didn't know you can yodel! Sub. by: Melessa South

Knock knock
Who's there
John
John who
I thought you were John hahahan


knock knock
who's there?
your Ethiopian
your Ethiopia who?
Ethin you let me in, or I opian the door!!

submitted by:- Angelina garcia

why did sally drop her ice cream... she got hit by a bus.... knock knock.... who's there???? not Sally.


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