What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
Because the Canadiens have all the cups.
Whats the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machince?
The cigarette machince has PLAYER'S.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.