World is Difficult without Jokes and Humor

World a filled with multi billions species and we human beings also share space with them. Everybody is happy with what they have got except human beings. We always make complaints and keep on running to fill the gap and during this race, we forget to live the life. World is difficult without happiness which comes through Jokes and good sense of humor. It is important to be funny whenever you get a chance. Being serious all the time is bad. We must love what we have got and we must appreciate what we have achieved. God is so kind and he has given us what is important for us.

Cut a long story short, Laughter is life. We always share the best possible new fresh Jokes to make our surfers smile. Here again, we have come up with best pranks as follows:

1.

A man was chasing a gorgeous girl..
Girl stopped at juice shop and boy also ordered a Juice..
He came closer to the girl and said: Your face is very similar to my 6th Wife..
Girl: Really, How many wives you have?
Man: FIVE!

2. Beautiful girl was doing shopping in the market and then a guy followed her.
Boy: Hey lady, it seems there is something to eat in the packet you are holding..
Girl: Yes, you are right.. My Sandals

3. You came inside... How will you go out side..
In winter season, Blanket's punch!

4. Mom: What are you doing my brilliant son?
Son: I am studying..
Mom: What are you studying?
Son: Girl's eyes!

5. A man was at Medical store and asked: Give me a pack of Precaution.
Shopkeeper asked: Do you need a bag as well?
Man replied: No, She is damn beautiful!

6. What is the thing which goes in Dry and Comes out Wet! Comment in Box!

7. He said he understand what I think and calls me corrupted.
I said: If he can read my mind, he is corrupted too! LOL

8. Wife: I need to buy undergarments.
Husband: Why, you have such small things..
Wife: The same applies for you but Did I interrupted when you bought Jockey yesterday?

9. Why are you taking fast round to your bed?
Because I wanted to catch the sleep!

10. My gut feelings: I must go to the gym..
My lazy mind excuse: The coach is so hot that anyway, you will lose your health.. Have rest!

11. Slogan on my friend's mom T-shirt: 'I park the fun between my LEGS'

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