Very Important, crispy, funny but useful general knowledge General:
In 26 letters of alphabets, W is the most dangerous and full of tension letter... How? See:
What, where, who, whom, why, Work, Wine, Whisky,.....
Not enough.... Women...
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Wife....
And in today's life biggest hacker is..... Whatsapp....
2 guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows.
"Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking!"
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
Wife to Husband: lets go for long drive, but I will the car..
Husband: Ok, that means we will go on car and come in next day's newspaper.. haha
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