101-200 Top Jokes - Part 2

After mind blowing success of Part 1, we are very excited to publish the 2nd Part with Title 101-200 Top 100 Jokes. In this continuation, we gonna write something in more creative and more funny way to experience you the real taste of humor. We know that there is no need to teach you guys about the positive effects of laughter to your health, so without giving much lecture, lets dive into the sea of amazing Jokes.
Here you go:

The moment when you see your teacher in Public..

After 5 years of marriage, on valentines day, husband brings white Rose...
Wife: What is this? On this day, husband gives Red Rose...
Husband: But now Peace is more important than Love...

Two mouse were roaming around on bikes.
On the way, one lion asked for lift...
Mouse said: Think twice before taking lift from us, because we don't want to listen from your mom that you go around with villains..

Do you really want to give somebody heart-attack?
Take his phone---> go into the contacts---->select all--->delete..
Give him --> with that crazy smile.

Man was about to hand on till death.
Judge asked him about his last wish.
Man: Smiled and said, replace me.:)

The real friend is one...
Who takes care of you well while you vomit after drink..
And ask after some time : If you are feeling fresh - Should I make another pag?

Wife: How am I looking?
Husband: So cute..
Wife: Any comment?
Husband: You are looking so beautiful but it takes all my salary...

Once kidnapper kidnapped wife:
Next day I got a call: If you don't' give me the amount, I will kill you wife.
But I was silent..
Next day one more call: If you don't give me money I will throw your wife from mountain.
But I was silent
Next day I got a call: If you don't give me amount, I will send you wife back..
I shouted , please tell me how much...

Boy passed a comment on girl: I wish I could have the lipstick of your soft lips..
Girl turned back and replied: Then you must be daily on somebody below pant area.. LOL

Man: Dear your father is a doctor, still you are ill..
Me: Stupid, your father is salesman of condom, still you are in this world..


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