Girl to his lover: Today my brother saw me with you on your bike!
Boy: OMG, Now what?
Girl: They took my travel money back! You know my family is very strict.
What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!
Girls only calls me ugly until they find out how much money I make....
Then they call me ugly and poor...
What is green, fuzzy and if it is fell out of tree, it can break your head!
The thief broke into my house last night.. They started searching for money so I wake I joined them in search!
If olive oil is made of olives then baby oil is made of ....
Thant crazy moment when you can't finish a line because you are laughing so hard about ending!
Every family has a weird relative.. if you don't know who it is..probable=y it is you..
Stop.. you are under a rest!
Every time I plan to eat something better, I hear my stomach laughing.
Men to the left because women are always right!
My boss told me: Have a good day!
So I I went home!
Me? Mature... Haha . I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts!
If they don't want sarcastic answer then don't ask for stupid questions.
Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is always going to suck.
I think I want a job of cleaning mirror..because it is something I see myself doing!
She said -
Books or Me?"
I still remember her sometimes when I buy a book!