Husband: I seems like you put excess salt in vegetables.
Wife: Please, salt is accurate, vegetables are less. I told you to bring sufficient quantity.
Moral: Wife is always right!
I am not short..
I am built close to the ground for speed and accuracy.
Helmet and wife are similar:
Your life is saved as long as you keep them on your head!:)
Why they keep gap between engagement and marriage?
Because you can not blame that you have not given a chance to escape!!
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge..
I shared a chemistry joke..
But..
There was no Reaction!
Why did Adele crossed the road?
To say hello from other side.
In marriage: Bride's X-boyfriend also came..
Father: Who are you?
X: I am out after playing semi final.. Now here to see the final!
What do you call fake noodle?
an impasta!
Guess, who I saw today?
Who?
Everybody I looked at! :))
I miss you like an Idiot misses the point!
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