Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because she was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the playground cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the band recital.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Dinosaurs are extinct, silly!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Q: Why did the abstract surrealist cross the road?
A: Tomato monkey.
Q: Why did the ocean cross the shore?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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